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HUSTLER Classic: Halloween’s a Real Drag

With COVID-19 pretty much putting the kibosh on trick-or-treating and Halloween parties for many of us, All Hallows’ Eve is bound to be a bit of a drag this year.  Which is a shame, but perhaps it’s some consolation that Halloween has been a real drag in the past.  Need proof? Look no further than...

Charlotte Sartre: Spooky-Hot

Like everything else in 2020, Halloween isn’t going to be the same this year. Luckily, goth goddess Charlotte Sartre is here to scare you stiff with her sexy, spellbinding presence.  Between the ongoing pandemic, civil unrest and whatever the hell this election campaign has become, Halloween is definitely not going to feel like Halloween this...

HUSTLER Classic: The Fucking Dead

Forget whistling past the graveyard; how does humping against the tombstone grab you? Oh, sure; The Walking Dead has made zombies all the rage in recent times, but years before the AMC post-apocalyptic drama hit the airwaves, HUSTLER was raising the deceased—along with readers’ pricks—with the dead-on pictorial “Sasha Knox & Talon: I Was a...