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Charlotte Sartre: Spooky-Hot

Like everything else in 2020, Halloween isn’t going to be the same this year. Luckily, goth goddess Charlotte Sartre is here to scare you stiff with her sexy, spellbinding presence.  Between the ongoing pandemic, civil unrest and whatever the hell this election campaign has become, Halloween is definitely not going to feel like Halloween this...

HUSTLER Classic: The Fucking Dead

Forget whistling past the graveyard; how does humping against the tombstone grab you? Oh, sure; The Walking Dead has made zombies all the rage in recent times, but years before the AMC post-apocalyptic drama hit the airwaves, HUSTLER was raising the deceased—along with readers’ pricks—with the dead-on pictorial “Sasha Knox & Talon: I Was a...

A BARELY LEGAL Halloween: Putting the “Boo” in “Booty”

Trick or treat? Why not both? While April Aniston, Daizy Cooper, Izzy Lush and Paige Owens might be just a wee bit too old for knocking on doors in search of candy, they’re just the right age for mouthwatering Halloween shenanigans—and they sure are sweet as a caramel-covered apple. With All Hallows’ Eve upon us, prepare...