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HUSTLER Classic: Totally Witchin’

It’s Halloween once again and, while this year’s All Hallows’ Eve is considerably different than years past, some things never change. Such as the holiday’s ability to combine spine-chilling spookiness with dick-swelling sexiness.  The November ’76 issue of HUSTLER was packed with plenty of treats for readers who were brave enough to approach with their...

XXX Halloween at Home: Larkin Love

Quarantine and social distancing are not so much terrifying as mind-numbing and, as we enter a long and presumably joyless winter ahead, it’s time to reach out to some friends to find out how to have fun during the holiday season.  With the pandemic pissing on our Halloween parade, it doesn’t look like there’ll be...

XXX Halloween at Home: Brielle Day

Pennywise is alone with his balloon down in the sewer, Pinhead is playing with his puzzle box on the floor of an empty house and Chucky’s been left on a toy store shelf. It sure feels like Halloween has been canceled this year. For most of us, there’ll be no trick or treating, no haunted...