Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

November 2025

Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

How Many Licks?

We tackle the age-old question of just how long you should be spending downtown before moving on to the main fucking act. When we were young and impressionable young whippersnappers with hardly any pubes on our balls, the television told us that it takes precisely three licks to get to the center of a Tootsie...

Sunday Funday: Lickety Split

Pussy might not be listed among the five basic food groups, but it should be. After all, if anything’s going to give you the energy and sustenance to make it through the day, it’s a healthy serving of hot, juicy snatch. With that in mind, let’s get our appetites worked up with a mouthwatering menu...

The Lowdown on Going Down

Not sure that you’re giving proper lip service to your partner during oral sex? Don’t worry, our panel of pros will help you lick your insecurity in no time! Eating pussy can be…intimidating (to say the least). Every woman’s snatch is like a snowflake—no two are alike, and the ways they orgasm are equally unique!...