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Damn, That Hurts!

When ecstasy leads to agony—we explore the painful occasionally humorous world of sex injuries. Love hurts, the old cliché goes, and sure, of course it does—like a budget prostate exam given in a back alley by a homeless man with freakishly long fingers and a staph infection. But enough about the emotional turmoil; there’s another...

Subbing In

The do’s and don’ts of visiting a female submissive. What comes to mind when you think about visiting a dungeon? A stern but sexy woman in black latex, wielding a whip, the only acceptable response to her punishment and demands being a bashful, “Yes, Mistress”? For a lot of men, the opportunity to surrender control...

Hurts So Good: The Science of Pain as Pleasure

Kink has come a long way when it comes to smashing stereotypes. But even in 2019, BDSM [bondage & discipline, dominance & submission, sadomasochism] and those who embrace it still face considerable stigma when it comes to experiencing pain as pleasure. In a bid to demystify this oft-misunderstood lifestyle, some well-meaning eggheads in Canada recently...