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HUSTLER Classic: Totally Baked

Usually when the topic of tanning a person’s hide comes up, it means that someone is probably gonna get clobbered. Such was not the case with the April ’88 pictorial “Mona: Baked to Perfection”—though we’re sure the photos led to plenty of beating nonetheless.  Shot by photographer James Baes, the layout served up a crotch-swelling...

HUSTLER Classic: Animal Urges

Some women just have a knack for bringing out the beast in men. Take Debra, for instance.  A standout Honey from the October ’77 issue of America’s Magazine, Debra knew what she wanted when it came to men—a savage screwing—and she definitely knew how to get it: By basically elevating the concept of grudge-fucking to...

HUSTLER Classic: A Totally ’80s Layout

Sleeves hiked up to the elbows? Frizzy hair? Lacy see-through skirt? Wrist loaded down with big, flashy bracelets? Bold patterns and bright colors all around?  Like, fer sure, this was a totally tubular pictorial.  Today we travel back to the August ’88 issue of America’s Magazine, and specifically, the pictorial “Yva Dee: Wild Horses,” which...