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The Lowdown on Rubdowns

Massage-porn mavens share their expert advice on rubbing people the right way. Massages are amazing. Porn is amazing. Combining the two? Fucking amazing!  Lately, there has been an influx of oiled and slick massage-themed scenes for our viewing (and stroking) pleasure. What goes into these lubed-up rubdowns? I asked a group of performers to dry...

Your Sex-Tape Secret: Spill It or Kill It?

Should you tell your partner about that intimate video you made with your ex? Should you keep it, or delete it? And what should you do if she finds it on her own? Many of us have made a sex tape. Maybe it didn’t grab headlines like the one swiped from Tommy Lee and Pamela...

Returning to Monogamy

Transitioning back to a monogamous relationship might seem like a challenge after being in open arrangements, but it can be done successfully—and your experience with nonmonogamy can provide you with some important wisdom going forward. As nonmonogamy starts to find its way into the mainstream, there are increasingly more resources available for folks looking to...