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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Scouting for Joy

In many parts of the country, it’s that time of year again—that brief but fattening season when you can’t even do your grocery shopping without gangs of youths besieging you to buy their teeth-rotting wares.  We, know, right? Like there aren’t already enough people with their hands out in the thick of tax season?  Yes,...

So You Want to Throw an Orgy?

A practical and emotional guide to planning a group sex session.  Having group sex with one’s partner might seem like an enticing—and simple enough—proposition, but there is much that needs to happen for this fantasy to materialize as reality. How, who, where, and so many other details to consider—like, should I serve hors d’oeuvres?  And,...

Tail to the Chief: A Presidents Day Fuckfest

There’s no doubt that Americans are bitterly divided over politics these days. But Presidents Day is an opportunity for U.S. citizens to put their partisan differences aside and celebrate what truly makes this nation special—life, liberty and the pursuit of pussy. Join us now, then, for “Tail to the Chief: A Presidents’ Day Fuckfest.” This...