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HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’

It’s nearly mid-August, which in any normal year would mean that millions of students across the land would be preparing to head back to school. Of course, it’s 2020, so instead, many students are readying themselves for another semester of distance learning, while the really unlucky ones are hesitantly wondering if they’ll be heading into...

Nuru Madness: One Perv’s Slippery Quest for a Smooth Happy Ending

To any man who appreciates a massage for which the denouement is a happy ending—meaning, I assume, all of us—“nuru” might be “next level” massage, as it entails, not just a random woman generously pulling your pud during a therapy session, but said woman lubing up her entire body with a mysterious Oriental oil and...