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HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!

To paraphrase a bit of traditional wisdom, you have to be a football star to get your schlong in the pretty girls.  NFL games have taken a bit of a hit in the ratings this year, and stadium stands have been largely empty thanks to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Allow us to boost everyone’s team...

Crazy for Curves

Despite the long-held belief that guys prefer rail-thin model types, new research shows that plenty of men get hot and heavy for gals with a little meat on their bones. A common New Year’s resolution is to achieve a “perfect body.” Before the pandemic, it was normal to see the gym flooded in January with...

HUSTLER Classic: Jesse Jane Rides Again

The bold, impressive curves. The timeless beauty. The sheer thrill it is to hop in and ride.  Yup, there are many reasons to love a classic car. Coincidentally, some of them are the same reasons to love the subject of this edition of HUSTLER Classic, Jesse Jane.  The September ’04 pictorial Jesse Jane: Under the...