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Aromatherapy
Bits & Pieces

Aromatherapy

Hi, I’m the guy who writes Bits & Pieces. Who I am is of little importance. What matters is that I am a man with desires. One of those desires—nay, an obsession—is to bury my face between Jennifer...
Carnal Currency
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Carnal Currency

How does the anointed king of West Coast hip-hop and overpriced headphones celebrate his 57th trip around the sun? CASH. IN. THAT. CHIP! Hot on the heels of his mind-blowing Super Bowl halftime show all-star...
Free-Range Sex
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Free-Range Sex

This just in: Camping equipment manufacturer says people who camp have lots of sex! No one loves a thinly-veiled corporate survey more than us, and this one is so dumb, we can’t not poke fun. According to...
Hunt for Congress!
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Hunt for Congress!

The New York Post, arguably the Ron DeSantis of newspapers, is a handy moral barometer, in that if you agree with what you read, then chances are, you’re a terrible person. By this logic, any person with an...
Orgasms à la Carte
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Orgasms à la Carte

What do orgasms and ordering a delicious sandwich have in common? Pastrami-based fetishes notwithstanding, getting one should be a simple and shame-free experience (unless you’re at Arby’s, in which case...
Under Her Thumb
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Under Her Thumb

You can learn a lot from a dominatrix. And if you are an aspiring sub who hopes to stay in her good graces, then you best bone up on how to please her. It begins with basic consideration and boundaries. For...
Chain of Fools
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Chain of Fools

The pandemic exposed the U.S. supply chain debacle, but Wall Street greed and American stupidity perfected it. Finally! A story about “both sides” collectively fucking up. And lawmakers from both political...
Butt of Course
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Butt of Course

We are proud to announce the launch of our brand-new title EVERYTHING BUTT. If you’re an ass aficionado, this magazine is destined to become your butt bible—a go-to source for the very best in full...
The Agony & the Ecstasy
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The Agony & the Ecstasy

Lovers of D/s, we have a winner! The accurate depiction of BDSM in mainstream film and TV is an elusive pleasure. So many try, and so many fail by an habitual reliance upon cliches and more cliches....
The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers
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The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers

An interview with Jeremy C. Young, PEN America’s senior manager of free expression and education “Can it happen here?” That question was...
How to Pick Up a Porn Star
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How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter:...
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2

Curling up in bed with a good read—it’s the perfect end to a long, trying day, especially when that good read is HUSTLER! Let’s crawl under the covers...
Tooning Out
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Tooning Out

May 5 is National Cartoonist Day, so we’re taking the opportunity to salute the HUSTLER cartoonists whose hard work and talent have not only brought us countless laughs over the decades, but have also helped...
Hump-Day Special: Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 2

Being stuck in the middle of a grueling, seemingly endless week is no fun. Finding yourself in the middle of two soft, luscious tits, on the other hand? It...
Big Announcement: I’m Coming!
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Big Announcement: I’m Coming!

Why does your woman let out rafters-rattling love-cries when she’s about to climax? We decipher her high-decibel hump-howls. Women are all about making big announcements. Just scroll...
XXX Road Trip!
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XXX Road Trip!

For many adult-industry performers, the Los Angeles/Las Vegas commute is just part of the job. We hop in for a ride with Charlie Valentine and Kaiia Eve to find out how they make the most of the trek. The...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Elle Alexandra
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Elle Alexandra

Welcome to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we honor Honeys so enchanting, we’ve featured them no less than three times!  Today’s subject: Elle Alexandra, a red-hot redhead...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink III
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink III

We love a parade—especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy!  Get ready to salute as the procession of pink marches by,...
Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In
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Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In

Looking to get your freak on? Lucky for you, these cartoons are freakin’ funny! Join us in the dungeon for some BDSM-themed humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. You’ll...
Photo courtesy of Miss Bijoux
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Getting Nailed!

Looking for a fetish that you can really sink your claws into? Allow these long-taloned ladies to scratch that kinky itch of yours. Is there anything better than getting nailed in a major way? Okay—not that...
Hump-Day Special: Office Relations
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Hump-Day Special: Office Relations

Hey, it’s National Administrative Professionals Day, when we celebrate the secretaries, assistants and other support staff who keep the offices of the world running smoothly....