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Sex Worker Zines: A DIY Revolution
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Sex Worker Zines: A DIY Revolution

After the passage of FOSTA-SESTA in 2018, sex workers were deplatformed en masse. We lost critical advertising spaces and our lives became much more precarious. In the...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alex Coal
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alex Coal

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Alex Coal, a brunette beauty who...
Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles
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Saturday Special: HUSTLER Blue Belles

Ah, blue; the color of the sky and sea alike. The color of relaxation, peace, royalty and loyalty—and when it comes with a dash of sweet, wet pink, even better! Go on and get...
Friday Funnies: A Taxing Situation
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Friday Funnies: A Taxing Situation

It’s Tax Time yet again, and while it might not be fun bending over for Uncle Sam, allow us to take some of the sting out of the situation with these hilarious, uproarious...
Photo courtesy of Madam Carmen
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KINKNIK: A New Twist on BDSM

Meet Madam Carmen, a content creator who’s bringing a more diverse approach to the world of kink. Fetish maven Madam Carmen’s organization, KINKNIK, produces adult content with the aim...
Hump-Day Special: Ukraine Honeys
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Hump-Day Special: Ukraine Honeys

As horrifying as it’s been to watch Russia’s aggression toward Ukraine unfold, the bravery and resilience displayed by the Ukrainian people as they defend their country has...
Stay Hard!
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Stay Hard!

If you’ve ever experienced difficulty getting it up, know this—you are far from alone; it happens to almost every guy at some point. Also, know this—there are numerous methods for overcoming erectile...
Self-Care: A XXX Guide
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Self-Care: A XXX Guide

Some of our favorite adult-industry performers explain how they unwind and recharge after a strenuous day on the job. Giving your mind, body and soul some much-needed TLC is important no matter what...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessie Andrews
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Jessie Andrews

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Jessie Andrews. A...
Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part V
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Saturday Special: Fine, Fingered Femmes Part V

You have to love a beautiful woman who isn’t afraid to take her satisfaction into her own hands. Join us as we salute diddle-happy HUSTLER Honeys as they...
Kink Couture
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Kink Couture

Paris runways, Kourtney Kardashian, Madonna at the VMAs —fetish fashion is everywhere right now (again), much to the chagrin of those who helped make it what it is. Not that there’s anything wrong with...
Good Sex, Good Life
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Good Sex, Good Life

If you know anything about Canadians, it’s that most of them are pretty damn nice. That goes double for Nova Scotia girls, who are cute, fun and can drink a Russian submarine commander under the...
“Maus” Trap
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“Maus” Trap

“Orwellian” is putting it mildly. In January a Tennessee school board banned a Pulitzer Prize-winning book from its libraries. What pernicious tome could have provoked such an extreme course of action? A...
Chills ‘n’ Thrills: The Unholy Union of Porn and Horror
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Chills ‘n’ Thrills: The Unholy Union of Porn and Horror

As unholy unions go, it’s a marriage made in hell. Horror in porn, porn in horror, horror porn. Chop it up however you want—just be sure to give...
Save the Nation: Run for Something
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Save the Nation: Run for Something

HOW YOU—YES, YOU—CAN ACTUALLY MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. Spring is upon us, but there’s a blizzard of snowflakes across our great nation: champions of “cancel culture”...
Stupid Sexy Candy
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Stupid Sexy Candy

Unbelievable as it may seem, Tucker Carlson losing his mind over the de-yassification of brown and green M&Ms is probably the least interesting thing about this story. You may recall that in January, as...
HUSTLER Casino Live: High Stakes & Huge Pots
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HUSTLER Casino Live: High Stakes & Huge Pots

Larry Flynt’s flagship card room presents exceptional livestream poker with prime-time production values. Tucked away in the opulent high-stakes Crystal...
The Joy of Cucking
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The Joy of Cucking

Cuck is an ugly word made uglier by the ugly people who use it to make themselves feel less ugly inside. But words only have power when we give them power, which is why it is high time to collectively call...
At Your Pleasure: Inside Brothel Life
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At Your Pleasure: Inside Brothel Life

Brothel: The word conjures up visions of elegantly decorated rooms filled with beautiful women lounging about, waiting to provide extreme pleasure for a price. But how true to...
Way 2 Spicy
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Way 2 Spicy

Did you hear the one about the Instagram model who tried to “trap” Drake, only to end up with a shot of hot sauce up her coochie? Truly, we live in the golden age of celebrity news. In a blog interview,...
Friday Funnies: Parking It
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Friday Funnies: Parking It

Nothing beats a day in the park. Fresh air. Sunshine. And sometimes, a few good laughs—especially when you toss in some humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. Go ahead, enjoy some...