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The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers
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The War on Free Speech: Book Bans & Policing Schoolteachers

An interview with Jeremy C. Young, PEN America’s senior manager of free expression and education “Can it happen here?” That question was...
How to Pick Up a Porn Star
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How to Pick Up a Porn Star

HUSTLER asked 25 XXX stars for the best and worst pickup lines they have ever heard. Prepare to laugh…and be flabbergasted by the lines that actually worked. CHLOE BELLE Twitter:...
Butt of Course
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Butt of Course

We are proud to announce the launch of our brand-new title EVERYTHING BUTT. If you’re an ass aficionado, this magazine is destined to become your butt bible—a go-to source for the very best in full...
Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Bedding Down With HUSTLER, Vol. 2

Curling up in bed with a good read—it’s the perfect end to a long, trying day, especially when that good read is HUSTLER! Let’s crawl under the covers...
Tooning Out
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Tooning Out

May 5 is National Cartoonist Day, so we’re taking the opportunity to salute the HUSTLER cartoonists whose hard work and talent have not only brought us countless laughs over the decades, but have also helped...
Hump-Day Special: Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 2
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Hump-Day Special: Titty-Humping Time! Vol. 2

Being stuck in the middle of a grueling, seemingly endless week is no fun. Finding yourself in the middle of two soft, luscious tits, on the other hand? It...
Big Announcement: I’m Coming!
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Big Announcement: I’m Coming!

Why does your woman let out rafters-rattling love-cries when she’s about to climax? We decipher her high-decibel hump-howls. Women are all about making big announcements. Just scroll...
XXX Road Trip!
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XXX Road Trip!

For many adult-industry performers, the Los Angeles/Las Vegas commute is just part of the job. We hop in for a ride with Charlie Valentine and Kaiia Eve to find out how they make the most of the trek. The...
HUSTLER Triple Threat: Elle Alexandra
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HUSTLER Triple Threat: Elle Alexandra

Welcome to HUSTLER Triple Threat, where we honor Honeys so enchanting, we’ve featured them no less than three times!  Today’s subject: Elle Alexandra, a red-hot redhead...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink III
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink III

We love a parade—especially when that parade consists not of floats and marching bands, but wet, hot, wide-open pussy!  Get ready to salute as the procession of pink marches by,...
Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In
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Friday Funnies: Working the Kinks In

Looking to get your freak on? Lucky for you, these cartoons are freakin’ funny! Join us in the dungeon for some BDSM-themed humor from the HUSTLER cartoon archives. You’ll...
Photo courtesy of Miss Bijoux
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Getting Nailed!

Looking for a fetish that you can really sink your claws into? Allow these long-taloned ladies to scratch that kinky itch of yours. Is there anything better than getting nailed in a major way? Okay—not that...
Hump-Day Special: Office Relations
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Hump-Day Special: Office Relations

Hey, it’s National Administrative Professionals Day, when we celebrate the secretaries, assistants and other support staff who keep the offices of the world running smoothly....
Three’s Not a Crowd—It’s a Party!
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Three’s Not a Crowd—It’s a Party!

Hooking up with two other people can be a sublime sexual experience, but beware—there are plenty of hurdles on the path to threeway bliss. When Adam* was in college, he used to...
Hey, Stop Playing With Yourself When I’m Home!
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Hey, Stop Playing With Yourself When I’m Home!

Masturbating while your significant other is under the same roof is usually considered bad form in a relationship, but it really shouldn’t be. Join us as...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alice Lighthouse
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Alice Lighthouse

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our attention and affection on Alice Lighthouse, who...
HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!
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HUSTLER Classic: Nice Butt—and Nice Boat!

Ah, sailing the high seas! The fresh air. The sunshine. And if you’re lucky, a smoking-hot, naked babe to serve as your first mate.  These were the...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor, Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor, Vol. 2

Rejoice; Happy Hour is here again! And what’s Happy Hour without a few laughs? So belly up to the bar and get yourself a snootful of snickers courtesy of...
Animal Attraction
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Animal Attraction

Pet owners, rejoice! Research reveals that having a pooch or a kitty could help you get laid more. But beware; your furry companion could also be a total cock-blocker. When trying to assess someone’s overall...
Photo: Greg Balfour Evans / Alamy Stock Photo
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Cannabis Cuties

In honor of 4/20, we spark up a conversation with some of our favorite weed-friendly XXX performers. It’s that time of year again. That smoke cloud and skunk-scented aroma are in the air: it’s 4/20, the...
Titty Tuesday, Part II
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Titty Tuesday, Part II

There’s nothing better than a great pair of shapely breasts, is there? Big or small, we love them all! With that in mind, allow us to hit you with our breast shots, courtesy of HUSTLER’s Honeys....