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Well-Heeled Honeys
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Well-Heeled Honeys

Nothing spikes our interest quite like a girl in stilettos. High, high heels lengthen shapely stems till they seem impossibly long. Those inches lift a beauty’s buttocks so delightfully. Heels add stature...
Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Awfully Wedded Vol. 3

Join us for a stroll down the aisle—we’re taking a vow to give you a few good laughs, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast cartoon archives. These matrimony-themed jokes will be there...
Tim Vigil: Love of the Damned
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Tim Vigil: Love of the Damned

The artist behind the groundbreaking Faust comic book series discusses his inspirations, how he got his boundary-pushing creation off the ground and what he thinks of extreme imagery in...
Photo courtesy of Riki Rachtman
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Riki Rachtman: One Foot in the Gutter

The former Headbangers Ball host talks Sunset Strip debauchery, the legend of The Cathouse and his new one-man show. No one had a better front row seat to the boom and eventual...
Heavy Petting With Porn Stars: Holiday Edition
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Heavy Petting With Porn Stars: Holiday Edition

Some of our favorite XXX performers show off their furry friends and tell us how they bring extra joy to the holiday season. Festive outfits are a fun staple...
So, Who’s Making the First Move?
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So, Who’s Making the First Move?

With dating dynamics shifting and consent at the forefront now more than ever, we explore the delicate art of breaking the ice. Dating has always been a source of anxiety for both...
Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 2
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Ass Eaters Unanimous! Vol. 2

Hungry for some hot, juicy action? We’re getting to the bottom of things with another probing exploration of tongue-to-bung thrills. Go ahead; dive in! And if you’re still hankering for...
HUSTLER Classic: Fake Slim Shady, Real Hot Lady
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HUSTLER Classic: Fake Slim Shady, Real Hot Lady

Now here’s a pictorial you can really lose yourself in.  For this edition of HUSTLER Classic we’re traveling back to the November ‘03 pictorial...
Friday Funnies: Wizard of Ah-ha-has
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Friday Funnies: Wizard of Ah-ha-has

Ready for some wonderful laughs? It’s time to hit that road of yellow bricks and head for a magical land of humor, courtesy of HUSTLER’s cartoon archives. Click your heels and...
Twitch Treats
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Twitch Treats

Grab your joystick, it’s time to play! Prepare yourself, because these sex workers/Twitch streamers definitely have game! If you’re a fan of gaming, you have definitely heard of Twitch! And if you’re...
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Ahmet Zappa: A Frank Discussion

The son of rock legend Frank Zappa discusses his father’s work, the greatness of Dio, his own future musical ambitions and the joy of holograms. During his lifetime, Frank...
Like Body, Like Cock
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Like Body, Like Cock

Want to keep your unit in working order as you amble on into your golden years? Put down the chips and pick up the exercise equipment! We’re always hearing about how we need exercise, that we’re supposed...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Syren Sexton
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Syren Sexton

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice!  Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Syren Sexton, a blond...
HUSTLER Classic: Southern Exposure
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HUSTLER Classic: Southern Exposure

It’s often said that the South will rise again. More than 150 years after the Civil War it still remains to be seen if that prediction will prove to be true, but one thing’s...
Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 4
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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor 4

Cheers, readers; it’s Happy Hour once again, and we’re here to make things that much happier with some gut-busting humor from HUSTLER’s archive of outrageous...
Cougars on the Prowl
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Cougars on the Prowl

A new study has found that older women aren’t getting laid as much as they’d like to, but take heart, ladies—there are definite sexual advantages to getting up there in years. Porn sometimes gets...
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Jack Black: Three-Quarters Erect!

The School of Rock star talks about the enduring legacy of Ronnie James Dio, what’s next for his band Tenacious D and just how excited he is to speak with us. A bowling...
And the Trophy Goes to…
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And the Trophy Goes to…

With porn awards season looming, we talk to some of our favorite performers about the roller coaster experience of being nominated, winning and losing. Regardless of your line of work, it’s nice to...
When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong
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When Dirty Talk Goes Wrong

Ever dropped a mortifying blooper in the bedroom when you’ve tried to make sexy banter? You’re not alone. Read on for some dirty-talk nightmares—and some advice on how to...
HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zazie Skymm
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HUSTLER Two-Timers: Zazie Skymm

Welcome to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we’ve featured them twice! Today we’re focusing our affection and attention on Zazie Skymm, a blond beauty...
Saturday Special: Bald Is Beautiful
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Saturday Special: Bald Is Beautiful

Don’t get us wrong; the return of bush has been a glorious development in the world of contemporary porn. But there’s something to be said about the unadorned beauty of a...