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Good Gush Almighty!
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Good Gush Almighty!

Why some women experience anxiety over the fact that they squirt—and why they really shouldn’t. It was once believed that squirting was a rare feminine superpower, held only by those given the gift of...
Custom-Clip Craziness
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Custom-Clip Craziness

From farting on a chocolate cake to getting shoved up a vampire’s butt, some of our favorite content creators share the wildest special-order clips they’ve filmed for their fans. No...
Praise Be!
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Praise Be!

Looking to get into some complimentary sex? Join us as we explore affirmation play, also known as praise kink. Despite an increasingly fetish-friendly culture, getting kinky is still a frightening affair for...
Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 5
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Bald Is Beautiful Vol. 5

Here at HUSTLERMagazine.com, we love a thick, lustrous pubic bush as much as anyone, but there’s also a lot to be said for the bare elegance of a clean-shaven pussy. With that in mind, join us...
Orifice Work
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Orifice Work

Dreading the idea of returning to the office after an extended period of work-from-home? Maybe you shouldn’t be—because your office just might be filled with newly horny coworkers. During the COVID-19...
Icons of Ignore
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Icons of Ignore

If you get off on getting brushed off, these divas of disregard will get your attention (even if they don’t return the favor). Being ignored makes most people feel unwanted and unimportant, but there is...
Blue-Collar Babes
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Blue-Collar Babes

Exploring the erotic allure of women who engage in manual labor. The male persuasion typically doesn’t want its women too rough around the edges. Nope, men often like their gals to look a particular way—a...
Lickety Split Vol. 4
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Lickety Split Vol. 4

We hope you’re hungry for some fun, because it’s time for another round of labia-lapping action with some of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys. Bon appétit! Misha Cross & Agatha Vega Nevaeh &...
Vanessa Vega: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac
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Vanessa Vega: Confessions of a Nymphomaniac

Being called “slut” is high praise for this enchanting porn star who loves her job almost as much as she loves hot ball batter in her eyes. In short,...
move to milf
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Moving on to MILF

Oh, mama! Join us as we explore what it takes for performers to transition to XXX’s massively popular MILF genre. The MILF genre is arguably one of the most popular porn categories, if not the most...
Do Body Counts…Count?
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Do Body Counts…Count?

Worried about how many people your significant other slept with before you? Don’t be—in fact, a hefty tally of past sexual partners can actually make your relationship stronger. At the...
Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3
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Blue-Eyed Beauties Vol. 3

Ready to get a case of the blues in the best way possible? Join us as we gaze into the enchanting blue peepers of hot HUSTLER Honeys—and admire the rest of their tantalizing physical attributes...
Facial Frenzy!
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Facial Frenzy!

For these semen-savoring beauties, getting a faceful of man-goo is a total blast. When we hear the word facial, we often picture a serene spa, soothing music and a skin-moisturizing treatment—but not today....
“Man, this company really takes its suggestions seriously!”
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Workin’ It Vol. 2

A HUSTLER Labor Day Laugh-fest It’s Labor Day once again—an opportunity to celebrate the hard work and victories of the toiling masses across this land (and maybe go to a barbecue or two). What better way...
Tipping Turn-Ons
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Tipping Turn-Ons

Want to really charm the pants off of your dinner date? Forget the pricey wine and entrees; just treat and tip the waitstaff well. In the cage match that is dating, where first impressions often determine...
Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir
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Chas Ray Krider: Sex Noir

Revel in his photos. Every image tells a story. The viewer hides in the shadows, privy to all that goes on behind closed doors. Legendary fetish photographer and sensual surrealist Chas Ray Krider...
Photo courtesy Jennifer White
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50 Questions: Jennifer White

For the third installment of our HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we are tapping Jennifer White, the porn queen who has been making us cream for over 15 years. From harnessing the...
A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 9
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A HUSTLER Parade of Pink 9

Grab your beef baton and strike up the band; it’s time for another procession of wet, warm, wide-open pussy, courtesy of HUSTLER’s hottest Honeys! These pink-baring babes will make you...
A-Lure-ing XXX Babes
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A-Lure-ing XXX Babes

Enjoy spending a relaxing day on the water angling for aquatic creatures? Love sexy women who know how to work a rod? These beauties will have you hooked! Looking for a real—and reel—good time? We’re...
Hidden Hotties
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Hidden Hotties

For these mysterious mavens of XXX, creating content while remaining anonymous only adds to the sexual intrigue. In porn, we’re used to seeing every aspect of a performer’s body—sometimes even the...
Politics and Porking
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Politics and Porking

Never mind the screwing that politicians in D.C. give us on a regular basis—how does an emotionally charged election year affect our ability to hook up out in the wild? Nothing sucks the horniness out of the...