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Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge! Vol. 3
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Friday Funnies: Here Comes the Judge! Vol. 3

Order in the court? Not today! We’re bringing you in front of the judge for a hilarious romp through the legal system, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive...
DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback
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DGAF: Max Pain and the Ultimate Comeback

After racking up a quarter-million dollars in debt and hitting rock bottom in 2017, a California cash-game crusher looks to rebuild his bankroll and his life. Everyone loves an...
XXX Picks: Hollywood Sex Scenes
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XXX Picks: Hollywood Sex Scenes

A collection of adult-industry performers discuss their favorite steamy moments on the big screen. When you have sex on camera for a living, the bar is set pretty damn high when...
Colorado Cuties
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Colorado Cuties

Hey, it’s August 1—which, you were no doubt unaware, is also Colorado Day, a celebration that commemorates the date that the Centennial State was admitted into the Union by President Ulysses S. Grant.  So...
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Politics

Start the Steal

A critical battleground state leaves its doors wide open to fraud and doubt in the 2024 presidential election. At this point it seems like the Republicans who run Georgia are begging for disaster. In truth,...
Big Jay Oakerson & His Legion of Skanks
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Big Jay Oakerson & His Legion of Skanks

Big Jay Oakerson just might be the busiest man in showbiz. He’s a touring stand-up comic, and he appears on screens big and small: Big Jay was privy to JLo’s iconic stripper...
50 Questions: Julia Ann
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50 Questions: Julia Ann

The very definition of icon, Julia Ann has over 450 video credits to her name and 2.8 million followers on Instagram alone. The adult industry super-celebrity has been a contract star for Vivid,...
Medical Quackery
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Medical Quackery

A Journey to the Fringes of American Medicine “So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous—whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light…supposing you brought the light inside the body,...
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Bits & Pieces

Summer Daze

It’s August, and the clock is quickly running out on another sizzling summer. So as not to waste a precious second of sunlight, let’s celebrate sex workers who celebrate Mother Nature. The heat is on! •...
Bits & Pieces

“Victory Is Ours!”

The strippers of Star Garden have emerged victorious in their fight for a union, after a 15-month-long campaign, including eight months on the picket line. On May 18, 2023, they became the only stripper union...
Rocky Mountain High
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Rocky Mountain High

There are extreme porn stars, and then there is Rocky Emerson: a porn star who goes to extreme lengths for her art (and high-altitude orgasms). The 6-4 tower of sexual power and titan of adult entertainment is...
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Bits & Pieces

Tales From the Clit 3: Cali Caliente

This month, hardcore hottie Cali Caliente tells us about the time she hooked up with that rapper in a chronicle she calls, “Right Place, Right Time.” “I’ve experienced...
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Tommy Stinson: Cowboy in the Campfire

The Replacements and Guns N’ Roses veteran discusses his adventures in rock and why he’s keeping it basic with his new band, Cowboys in the Campfire. Most known...
Sunday Funday: Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 2
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Sunday Funday: Hot Asses, Nice Glasses Vol. 2

Brace yourselves, because we have quite the sexy spectacle in store for you! Yep; we’re talking about beautiful, horny babes in glasses getting down and...
Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition Vol. 2
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Bare-Ass Beach Babes: Beaver Edition Vol. 2

No doubt about it, the heat is on this summer, and doesn’t a cool, refreshing dip in the surf sound good? Sure it does–especially if you’re hitting the...
Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set! Vol. 2
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Friday Funnies: Riot on the Set! Vol. 2

Lights…camera…hilarity! We’re heading back on set to enjoy a few laughs about the XXX industry, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons....
Porn Stars and Politics
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Porn Stars and Politics

When it comes to the important issues facing society today, these XXX performers aren’t shy about making their voices heard. The political climate in America is rife with tension, debates and a...
Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 5
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Hump-Day Special: Well Heeled Honeys Vol. 5

Beautiful women in high heels and pretty much nothing else—if you can think of a more powerful fashion statement, we’d like to hear it. So go ahead and...
Fuck Faces
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Fuck Faces

Sometimes, sex isn’t pretty—especially if you look like you require the services of an exorcist as you approach climax. Join us as we bravely look at some of the unsettling expressions people make when...
Wet and Wild: XXX Pool Sex
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Wet and Wild: XXX Pool Sex

We dive in deep with three aquatically inclined adult artists to explore what it’s really like to make a sexy splash. Sex is a pretty dang wet, slippery and moist venture under any...
Sunday Funday: Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 7
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Sunday Funday: Busty Brunette Bonanza Vol. 7

Brace yourselves, breast men! We’re going tits-up–and down, and all around–with another crotch-rousing collection of dark-haired, chesty HUSTLER Honeys....