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Porn From the Past
From the waist up, this wholesome babe looks like she’s posing for a passport photo. From the waist down, she’s reminding the photographer of how she plans to pay for the session. Thanks to B.O. of...
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Who’s the Criminal?
What is the crime for which Bradley Manning faces life in prison after being tortured by his own government for two years? The Army private first class is charged with having “aided the enemy” in...
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Tanya Tate
I’m at the Marriott hotel in Torrance, California, waiting for a superheroine. Anywhere else, that would make me one lucky guy. But this is PowerCon, where I’ll have to share my play date—the...
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Going South
Are old white men genuinely nuts, or are they just throwing a collective tantrum? What is it about the Barack Obama Presidency that pushes so many of them over the edge? In this past election, white...
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Superhorny
Ready or not, here she comes, namely a supershapely action figure who disses on the USA’s cultural fabric and fucked-up economy while saving the day with her voracious...
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Stroke of Genius
TECHNO FLUFFERSCOBRA LIBRE (Fun Factory) Vibrating stimulator with ergonomic design for easy handling. The touchpad control feature makes this one sleek and unassuming. It’s so quiet, you could take it...
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Hunter Moore’s Binge-Fucking Hangover
Hunter Moore, reviled founder of the now-defunct IsAnyoneUp.com, still brags about making cash off “titties and fucking people over.” His website allowed angry users to post...
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Witchblade’s Wild Side
Supergirl may have the shortest skirt, and Wonder Woman gets points for her love of bracelets and bondage, but few comic-book babes are as arousing as Witchblade’s Sara Pezzini. Launched in 1995,...
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We’re Not All Criminals and Terrorists
I was shocked and very pleased to see “Police Chiefs Urge Limits on Use of Drones” headlining a USA Today article. As more local police departments acquire—or anticipate...
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Toxic Reality
So here we go again. Another grand electoral battle in the world’s most celebrated democracy decided by largely ignorant voters heeding the power of money to deceive. Effectively befuddling the public with...
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Tasty Cake-Stanley Cup
Los Angeles hockey fans were delighted to see the hometown Kings win the Stanley Cup for the first time in 45 years. At the same time, fans of impressive cleavage were pleased that Taylor Stevens was...
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Fresh-Faced Gags
Once again the latest issue of HUSTLER HUMOR is stuffed to the gills with ribald jokes and provocative cartoons. To order your copy (which costs a mere $7), get a credit card in hand and call 1-800-763- 8271...
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The Seeds of Sedition!
On January 20, 2009 a small group of Republicans made a pact to intentionally sabotage our nations economic...
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Big-Time Bash
HUSTLER recently hosted a smashingly successful party at The Colony, one of L.A.’s hippest nightclubs. Those lucky enough to get through the doors were treated to good tunes and a close-up view of hot...
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Hot Dog Hooker?
New York resident Catherine Scalia, who operates a food truck specializing in hot dogs, was recently busted. It wasn’t Scalia’s wieners that got her into hot water. The fortysomething, who...
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HUSTLER Book Club
Daniel Clowes— best known for his graphic novel Ghost World, which was made into a feature film—has been delivering smart, funny, trenchant comics about American life for decades. Providing insight into...
