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Building a Better Orgasm
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Building a Better Orgasm

Looking to achieve a bigger, stronger climax? Of course you are! Sex therapist Dr. Susan Block shows you the way… Wanna take your orgasms to the next level? Of course you do—the only thing...
Hotel Bar Hanky-Panky
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Hotel Bar Hanky-Panky

Throughout the work week, the suits who presumably make things happen are out there attending meetings, power lunches, late lunches, dinner meetings, pressing the flesh with this person and that in...
Hands-On XXX Stars
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Hands-On XXX Stars

From home renovation to auto and furniture restoration and beyond, these DIY-minded adult-industry wonders are crafty in more ways than one. Sex workers possess multitudes of skills, know-how and talent. While...
Remembering Jesse Jane
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Remembering Jesse Jane

Friends and colleagues pay tribute to the recently deceased XXX icon. Jesse Jane and I were nodding off against a wall at the Las Vegas airport in the mid-2000s, waiting for our flight back to L.A....
Cowgirl Up!
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Cowgirl Up!

Saddle up and join us as we explore the ups, downs, ins and outs of the reverse-cowgirl position. There are very few qualities in a lady more charming than her ability to ride her man like a rambunctious bull,...
Ass-Eaters Anonymous
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Ass-Eaters Anonymous

Exploring the pleasures and perils of anilingus. There are two types of people among the lecherous and the dissolute: the ones who eat ass, and those who’ll never understand why anyone in their right mind...
XXX Stars on Dating Apps
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XXX Stars on Dating Apps

Navigating the world of digital dating can be frustrating, hilarious and hilariously frustrating, and that’s as true for adult-industry performers as it is for the rest of us. Join us as a few...
Working Girls Press: Sex Work Is Magic
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Working Girls Press: Sex Work Is Magic

Meet the women behind a new book imprint that celebrates the living history of a divine calling. When HUSTLER spoke with Petit Mort magazine Editor in Chief Penelope Dario for the...
Funeral Fuckers
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Funeral Fuckers

Some people hit the singles bar or the gym in search of some action. For others, the mortuary is the real hookup hot spot. Funeral homes are the last place anyone wants to end up, and in a lot of ways they are...
Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head
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Morning Glory: The Joys (and Dangers) of Wake-Up Head

Sure, getting a blowjob first thing in the morning sounds like (and usually is) a sexy way to start the day, but sometimes it can lead to a rude awakening....
Come Curious: A Podcast That Pops
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Come Curious: A Podcast That Pops

Reed Amber and Florence Bark dive head-first into the sticky topic of sex with their no-holds-barred podcast. Any number of shows included on yearly “Best of Sex Podcasts”...
Gooning Gods and Goddesses
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Gooning Gods and Goddesses

Masturbating for hours until you’re in a trancelike state before you finally come…for fans of gooning, the waiting is the hardest (and hottest) part. I think we can all agree...
Exit Eden: Femmes Fatales Assemble!
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Exit Eden: Femmes Fatales Assemble!

Enjoy face-melting riffage and soaring, megawatt vocals? Meet your new symphonic metal obsession. Symphonic metal: Just two little words to describe an epic style of music you...
Horny Herbivores?
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Horny Herbivores?

Can adopting a plant-based diet be the key to a stronger sex drive? Although people typically frequent their local watering holes to seek out a sex partner, lettuce consider for a moment that the bar they...
A Naughty Habit
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A Naughty Habit

Holy fuck! Join us as we kneel before these masterful practitioners of religious fetishism. Forgive us, Father, for we have sinned, and that’s not a bad thing! A growing niche in the adult industry is...
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Plan, Me?

With increasing attacks on reproductive rights, demand for emergency contraception among women is surging—and if guys are smart, they’ll gladly offer to cover the cost of it. If ever there was a...
Smells Like Cream Spirit
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Smells Like Cream Spirit

They say that love stinks—and it’s also true that sex can create a hell of a scent too. Around 20 years ago, I left a little dive bar in Winslow, Indiana, with two women of equal or greater...
The Gems: ‘Phoenix’ Rising
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The Gems: ‘Phoenix’ Rising

The last time we saw singer Guernica Mancini, drummer Emlee Johansson and guitarist/bassist Mona “Demona” Lindgren, they were tearing up the stage on tour as part of the all-female rock...
Parallel Porking
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Parallel Porking

For couples who aren’t ready for full-on swinging but still want to spice things up, monogamous group sex just night be the answer to their dirty prayers. Not every couple out there is keen on engaging...
Solo Sirens
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Solo Sirens

No costar? No problem! These XXX beauties are sizzling enough while doing it for—and to—themselves. One isn’t always the loneliest number, and these five self-loving starlets prove it! Whether they’re...
Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!
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Hey, Lady—Not So Fast!

Exploring the mysterious but troublesome affliction of female premature orgasm. Ever since cavemen started crawling on top of women and humping their brains out in the weeds for approximately 2.5...