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Tales From the Clit: Little Puck
Water is wet, the sun is warm, and rappers love porn stars! In this fifth chapter of our X-rated storyteller’s series, HUSTLER Beaver (May ’23) and newly minted Brazzers Girl...
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The Chief’s “Moderation” Trick
Don’t be fooled. There is nothing “centrist” about John Roberts or his radicalized, far-right Supreme Court. The U.S. Supreme Court made headlines for some stunning opinions as it...
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A HUSTLER Halloween
Here at HUSTLER we believe in celebrating All Hallows Eve with scary good sex. Sure, we like to dress up, but for us the fun doesn’t stop there. Witness the eerie ecstasy, spine-chilling heat and...
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The Sirens of Scary
This Halloween, sacrifice your eternal soul to the sirens of scary movies. Like the thick plumes of blood that spurt from a freshly decapitated torso, the new golden age of horror shows no signs of letting up...
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The End Is Here
Brendon Small talks Metalocalypse and Dethklok At first, I was clueless how to approach an interview with Brendon Small, creator of Adult Swim’s hit animated comedy Metalocalypse—a series that follows five...
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Friday Funnies: Thou Shalt Laugh Vol. 2
Holy Moses, do we have a hilarious time in store for you! We’re going biblical on your ass with a collection of outrageous jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of...
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Sarah Russi & Violent J: Down With the Clown
He’s a 50-something rapper who wears clown makeup. She’s a decades-younger OnlyFans model. Can this unlikely couple make a go of it in a world gone...
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Hotwife, Hot Life
These married beauties happily say “I do”—to banging other men with their husbands’ approval. The hotwife lifestyle is one of the most popular current trends in porn, and even in real life....
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Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate
Are surgically enhanced boobs best, or is natural the way to go? Join us as we weigh in on the eternal discussion. It is perhaps man’s greatest victory to get a woman’s shirt...
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Scarred and Sexy
We go more than skin-deep with a collection of XXX performers about injuries that left a mark. Our bodies are so strong, and yet so fragile at the same time. We can survive so much, but sometimes we’re left...
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Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition Vol. 3
Dark-haired girls with lush crotch-curls: It’s time to put ourselves in yet another wonderfully hairy situation, courtesy of these beautiful XXX babes who...
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HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Kiarra Kai
Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite...
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Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 3
Are you ready to laugh your way to kingdom come? We hope so, because we’re about to take you to the promised land with a collection of outrageous jokes, courtesy of...
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Porn Star Productions
Not content to let someone else control their output, these enterprising XXX performers have seized the means of production to create seriously sexy content on their own terms. The world of adult...
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Sex on the Side
Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed...
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Danko Jones: The Man, the Band
The veteran Canadian rocker opens up about power trios, the sounds in his head and his group’s epic new album, Electric Sounds. Danko Jones is a man. Danko Jones is also a band. For...
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Love It Limp?
Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion. Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The...
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Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2
Yippee, yippee, yippee—it’s time to get lippy! Hardcore action is, of course, a wonderful thing, but there’s something incredible about the intimacy of lip-locking,...
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Blondes on Blondes Vol. 4
Fair-haired beauties stripping down and getting off with each other—is there anything better? We think not! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of blonde-on-blonde action. Enjoy! Kiara...
