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Krewella: As Wet As You Want It
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Krewella: As Wet As You Want It

SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.” PLUNGING INTO THEIR NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, THE CHICAGO-BRED THREESOME FACE AN AWESOME CHALLENGE: HOW DO YOU GRATIFY HORDES OF PLEASURE-HUNGRY RAVERS WITHOUT BEING EATEN ALIVE?

HUSTLER: Your tagline is “Making you wet…one song at a time.”

RAIN MAN: What we do onstage and what we try to convince the crowd to do is jump up, get wet, dance around, get sweaty, get fucking wet.

YASMINE: Being wet is at first an overtly sexual reference. Everyone has sex. Everyone does it. We’re fucking animals for heaven’s sake! You can read in between the lines when you listen to our lyrics. But I want people to think about it also as jumping into an experience. Late night, sneaking into that swanky hotel pool downtown and just fucking jumping in. Getting wet, soaked and letting go of every fear that’s held you back in life.

JAHAN: If you’re not wet by the end of the performance, then we probably haven’t put our hearts into it. I always feel so unsatisfied at the end of the set if I’m not wet enough, and we’ll probably play an encore if we’re not. And we’re very sexually open. We like to talk about sex. We’re pretty vulgar. Just because we’re girls in the industry, why can’t we talk about it? We’re around DJs who are fucking different girls every night. Yasmine and I both have boyfriends and are very loyal, but I’m around it and I talk about it like we’re guys. I help guys that are on our team, on the road with us. I help them find girls all the time.

That must make for some wild sex stories.

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