It’s Black Friday—that annual post-Thanksgiving ritual when Americans everywhere flock to the shops and malls in a frenzied quest to score bargains and finish their holiday gift shopping. Hopefully, you’re doing the smart thing by browsing the e-tailer sites while digesting leftover turkey and pumpkin pie in your underwear, but you can still enjoy a hilarious taste of the consumerist madness, courtesy of these uproarious HUSTLER cartoons. Trust us, you’re in for a great deal of laughter!

“You girls go to your store, and we’ll go to ours!”

“Do you have one that’s into a lot of foreplay?”