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Founding Fathers, Funny Fuckers

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Founding Fathers, Funny Fuckers

July 3, 2020

With the 4th of July approaching, it’s time to celebrate the birth of the United States of America. And what better way to celebrate than with a few laughs? Join us now as we exercise our unalienable rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of a good chuckle.

“I knew it was a bad idea to let Thomas Jefferson write the Declaration of Independence.”

“I keep thinking we should include something in the Constitution in case the people elect a fucking moron.”

“Then it’s agreed…to life, liberty and the pursuit of fresh pussy!”

“Yes, I like that—’guaranteeing freedom, justice and cheaply available handguns’!”

“I like that much better…”

“Very good design, Betsy. And in the future it will look great being burned in countries all around the world!”

“You don’t think we have to put something in here about a President wanting his jerkoff son to be a President too?”

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