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December 2024

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College Anal 101: A Study Guide
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College Anal 101: A Study Guide

IT’S EVIDENT THAT PUBLIC EDUCATION IS FAILING IN THIS COUNTRY WHEN STUDENTS CONTINUE TO ARRIVE AT COLLEGE ANAL VIRGINS. THIS, I SUSPECT, IS WHY DIRECTOR RICK DAVIS IS SHOOTING HUSTLER’S COLLEGE ANAL 101— TO FILL THE GAPS CENSORED OUT OF STATE-SPONSORED SEX-ED COURSES. I, IN TURN, AM ON SET TO CREATE A KIND OF STUDY GUIDE, REINFORCING THE LESSONS PRESENTED IN THE FILM.

THE STUDIO SPACE THAT WILL SERVE AS THE DE FACTO HOME OF HUSTLER UNIVERSITY FILLS A WAREHOUSE IN THE BACK OF AN INDUSTRIAL PARK. THE CAMPUS LACKS THE HIGHFALUTIN BULL-SHITTERY THAT PLAGUES TRADITIONAL UNIVERSITIES: BELL TOWERS, LIBRARIES…ACCREDITATION.

THE SPACE CONTAINS A DEAN’S OFFICE, A CLASSROOM AND DORM ROOMS, ALL LACKING CEILINGS AND FOURTH WALLS.


Anastasia Rose, Lucas Frost and I are in a dorm room decorated with prop beer cans, empty pizza boxes and a bookshelf filled with HUSTLER DVDs. The photographer, Sir Ron, coaxes me into bed with Anastasia and Lucas. The couple wiggles over on the twin mattress to make room, careful not to let Lucas’s cock slip out of Anastasia’s ass. I hesitate a moment, more troubled by the prospect of getting in bed in my shoes than of being pictured in a porn scene. Then I see that Anastasia is still wearing her pink Chuck Taylors. I step onto the bed and aim my prop camera at the action.

“Let’s commence with the pornography,” Ron says as he lugs a light stand devoid of lights into the shot to add authenticity to these behind-the- scenes photos.

I too am a prop, a tripod angling a camera at the intersection of bodies.

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