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Boobs and Bloodshed

When Eli Roth’s Hostel was released theatrically in 2006, it shocked mainstream audiences. An early entrant in the “torture porn” horror genre, the flick was an instant hit, going number one at the box office on its opening weekend. Hostel was also intensely violent, sadistic and gory. But—on the plus side—it was chock-full of topless...

Eaten Out Or Eaten Alive!

Our Halloween treat skewers everything from pervos and politicos to a divine mass murderer and backdoor virginity....

Holliston’s House of Horrors

If you’re seeing monsters, puking on your friends, getting paid to be sexually abused by bisexual rock stars and watching your buddy’s head explode, you’re either in L.A. tweaking hard on meth or you’re Adam Green, the writer, director and star of Fearnet.com’s horror sitcom Holliston. Abandon hope—and taste—all ye who enter here. Crouched demonlike...