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Hong Kong’s 5 Hottest Stars

China—the largest foreign holder of U.S. Treasury bills, bonds and other securities— has blasted our country’s irresponsible spending habits, demanding that the United States “cure its addiction to debts.” Well, many Americans have another addiction—to Asian women. Asians as a whole are notoriously known for three things: good grades, bad driving and alluring, mysterious women....

Cherie Currie – The Runaway Returns

In 1975, Cherie Currie was an average music-loving 15-year-old Valley Girl sneaking into clubs on L.A.’s Sunset Strip. Then fate (and Joan Jett) changed her life forever. Under the twisted guidance of producer Kim Fowley, Currie became lead singer of the all-female group the Runaways. The underage band—which also featured Jett, Lita Ford, Jackie Fox...

Mother of the Year?

Fabulously fertile Nadya Suleman celebrates her sexuality in a new flick from Wicked Pictures. The tale of Nadya “Octomom” Suleman—the California single mother whose in vitro fertilization treatments resulted in her birthing eight babies in one litter in January 2009—has provoked a range of responses. Many were shocked to learn that Suleman already had six...