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Krewella: As Wet As You Want It

SISTERS JAHAN AND YASMINE YOUSAF AND PRODUCER KRIS “RAIN MAN” TRINDL EXPLODED ONTO THE DANCE-MUSIC SCENE WITH THEIR PLATINUM-CERTIFIED SINGLE “ALIVE.” PLUNGING INTO THEIR NORTH AMERICAN TOUR, THE CHICAGO-BRED THREESOME FACE AN AWESOME CHALLENGE: HOW DO YOU GRATIFY HORDES OF PLEASURE-HUNGRY RAVERS WITHOUT BEING EATEN ALIVE? HUSTLER: Your tagline is “Making you wet…one song at...

War Machine

Exclusively for HUSTLER, the octagon slayer reboots his hardcore life—with a little help from porn doll Christy Mack. What if you got paid big money to bang a different hot piece of ass every day or punch dudes in the face without getting arrested? Would that rule or what? Mixed martial arts phenom War Machine...

Porn From the Past

Here’s a slender cutie with a hip sense of style. This outfit would be just as fashionable today—particularly the part of it that involves exposed beaver. Thanks to S.M. of East Puyallup, Washington, for this vintage photo. Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900 Beverly Hills,...