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Tap (Out) That Ass

If you plan to tangle with chicks nicknamed The Rattler and The Nightmare, we have a question: What part of ULTIMATE SURRENDER did you not understand? Wrestling, the centuries-old sport of kings. In our times, we’ve seen it morph into the sport of drunken chicks and mud pits. It didn’t take a prophet to guess...

Exclusive Wicked Girl Asa Akira Gets Grilled

Hardcore reporter-slash-performer Lotus Lain interrogates one of the world’s most delicious fuck stars about her hit book Insatiable, why her hubby doesn’t mind strange dick in her ass and what she’ll do for one mouthful of pizza. LOTUS LAIN: Ass, clit or deep pussy—which is the best orgasm? ASA AKIRA: I would say, for the...