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December 2024

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OFF! Unloads

The setting is a seedy Hollywood fast-food dive called Oki-Dog. Oriana Small is joined by two men: Dimitri Coats and Keith Morris. She’s a smut star turned writer and journalist. The men are founding members of punk supergroup OFF! Hardcore meets hardcore. Dimitri sits down with his food. Keith informs him that he’s not eating...

HUSTLER Club Confidential

“Tickle our curves, but don’t try to dig into our crevasses. No pinching, no grabbing.”...

Catching Fire

Let’s start with the word dire. As in “I’m in dire need of a blowjob” or “We’re in dire need of a beer run.” Here’s one that matters: “The whole planet is in dire trouble.” According to virtually every climate scientist who doesn’t have his head up his ass and refutes the notion that Adam...