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Where’s the Love? Dating in the Digital Age

DATING CAN BE A REAL CHORE THESE DAYS, WHAT WITH ALL THE SWIPING LEFT AND SWIPING RIGHT. WHAT SHOULD BE EXHILARATING AND FUN CAN SOMETIMES BECOME A STRESSFUL NIGHTMARE. CASE IN POINT, CHECK OUT THE FOLLOWING REAL-LIFE HORRIFIC ACCOUNTS OF 21ST CENTURY ROMANCE. TEXTUAL RELATIONS ­How often do you text someone? Research suggests that the...

Twisted Tricks: Ten Odious Ideas for 10/31

Halloween’s history is older than that godforsaken, stale candy corn people still insist on handing out every year. To be fair, there are really two histories of Halloween. There’s the very old, very pagan mishmash of rituals that date back centuries and are the foundation on which Halloween is built, and then there’s the sexy-nurse-costume...

Scared Stiff: Truly Terrifying Tales

Gather close, and prepare to be scared out of your skin! It’s a true celebration of terror as you’re guided through the world’s most notorious, sensational, horrifying stories—from urban legends to hauntings to real-life chillers that will make you shiver and keep you up at night. Boo! PART ONE: CAMPFIRE CLASSICS  CITY OF ANGELS? Every...