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September 2024

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A Filthy Mess

Wet and messy. Don’t act like you haven’t heard of it. Girls in gooey, sticky stuff. What’s not to love? But there’s more to it than that. This is a business and an art form. There are mechanisms to the desire, and there’s something called a Splattgun. Brace yourselves. Maybe Laurel and Hardy were on...

Porn From The Past

This chick has a nice body but a very disapproving look. “You’re going to do what with that case of gherkins, Morty?” Thanks to B.O. of San Gabriel, California. for this vintage photo.  Send your smut of yesteryear to: HUSTLER’s Porn From the Past 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 900, Beverly Hills, CA 90211...

My Fellow Rebel

I’m not an intellectual giant, but Gore Vidal was. Until I met Gore, I’d always said that the smartest person I’d ever known was Madalyn Murray O’Hair, the American atheist. After meeting Gore, I felt those two were on par as having the greatest intellect of anyone that I’ve ever known. Gore Vidal authored more...