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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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Ass & Grass

Porn and pot have been pals for decades. Now they’re going into business together. HUSTLER reveals the similarities between the two industries and introduces us to the major marijuana players in porn. Ass and grass: it’s a match made in heaven. The pornography business owes much of its success to trained creative, marketing and business...

Body Hack Hell

 IT’S NOON ON WEDNESDAY, AND I’M CHOOSING TO EAT A WHOLE PLAIN POTATO. OF MY OWN FREE WILL. I STEAMED IT IN MY OFFICE MICROWAVE LIKE THE WEIRD SAD GUY FROM ACCOUNTING DOES. IT’S THE KIND YOU PROBABLY THINK OF WHEN YOU IMAGINE A POTATO—BROWN, LUMPY, DIRTY. A RUSSET MAYBE? I THINK THAT’S WHAT IT’S...

Booty Call

Calling all ass enthusiasts! True derriere devotees truly know their butt globes. Test your prowess here, and win Larry’s Favorite Magazine free for a year! Match the beautiful behind at left to the stunning 2016 Honey at right. Score well, and your entry will be dropped into a drawing for a one-year HUSTLER subscription. There...