Bits & Pieces

Articles with unfiltered opinions

Cartoons

Illustrated monthly funnies

Jokes

Dirty jokes for your dirty mind

Parodies

Unapologetic political satire

close slideout
Latest HUSTLER Magazine cover issue
Magazine new arrow

November 2024

Join HUSTLER Magazine trial promo image

Intro Offer:
3 days for only $0.99!

The JFK Files

HUSTLER’S RESIDENT JFK EXPERT REVISITS THE PRESIDENT’S ASSASSINATION FOLLOWING THE RELEASE OF OVER 19,000 FILES THIS YEAR AND DISPELS THE “LONE NUT” THEORY ONCE AND FOR ALL. For almost six decades now, the assassination of President John F. Kennedy has been a controversial tragedy haunting the American psyche. A majority of Americans remain convinced that...

HUSTLER Classic: Take Me to Your Breeder

HUSTLER Magazine has never been afraid to “go there”—even when “there” is the far-flung depths of outer space.  Numerous pictorials in America’s Magazine have turned to the stars for inspiration over the years. There was the January ’91 offering “Mars Needs Pussy,” with its tale of stiff-loined alien abduction. And the December ’79 HUSTLER’s “Lust...

Horror Of Horrors! Does Art Imitate Life?

People often say, “The darkest hour is just before the dawn.” If that’s true, then the dawn is overdue. It doesn’t take a sociologist to see that Americans have been collectively edging closer to a nervous breakdown for at least 40 years. While not all people will agree on the exact moment that batshit crazy...