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HUSTLER Classic: This Shoot Is Bananas

B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Sometimes a banana is just a banana. And other times it’s definitely a stand-in for a big, fat cock.  Case in point for the latter instance: The April ’86 HUSTLER pictorial featuring Tanya, a big-city dweller who, as often as possible, heads off to a remote, tropical locale where she can cast off the...

Making Beautiful Music: HUSTLER Honeys Hit All the Right Notes

Lily Figuera: Full Exposure (September ’13 HUSTLER) With a plucky young thing like Lily, what guy wouldn’t be inspired to practice his fingering technique? Cassandra Cruz: Sex Secrets (June ’16 HUSTLER) If Cassandra doesn’t drum up your interest, you should check to see if you still have a pulse. She’ll make you feel the beat—and...

HUSTLER Classic: Go to Hell!

Typically, HUSTLER is in the habit of serving its readers a little slice of heaven with every sexy girl-spread. But that doesn’t mean America’s Magazine doesn’t get a little devilish on occasion.  The fiery November ’81 pictorial “Samantha: Devil Woman” isn’t the only time that HUSTLER has dragged its audience into the pits of Hades...