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November 2024

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HUSTLER Classic: Full of Beans

Usually, the phrase “a hill of beans” is used to describe something of negligible value. But if you ask us, there’s plenty to desire about this particular hill of beans.  HUSTLER covers typically feature sweet babes on them, but the October ’81 cover was particularly mouthwatering, thanks to the piles of jelly beans that surrounded...

Go Blow Yourself!

Technological innovation has made automated fellatio devices more sophisticated than ever before. We explore the rise of the blowjob machines. In this golden age of technological innovation, the greatest minds on the planet strive endlessly to create a better tomorrow. Breakthroughs in medical devices, interstellar exploration and nanotechnology are marvels to behold—but they just might...

Return of the Lingerie Lovedolls

Red-hot beauties in their lacy intimates—is there anything better?  Sure there is—watching them peel out of their barely-there underthings for a naked good time! Keep scrolling for a groin-stiffening parade of lingerie-clad lovelies–and make sure to check out our previous installments of Lingerie Lovedolls here, here and here! Jana Jordan (August ’20 HUSTLER) Madison Ivy...