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Hump-Day Special: Threeway Thrills

Whether it’s a couple of dudes teaming up on a chick to give her a double dose of dick, a pair of babes giving one lucky prick the time of his life, or—glory of glories!—a trio of hotties going to town on each other, threeways are proof that the old saying “the more, the merrier”...

HUSTLER Classic: Go Deep!

To paraphrase a bit of traditional wisdom, you have to be a football star to get your schlong in the pretty girls.  NFL games have taken a bit of a hit in the ratings this year, and stadium stands have been largely empty thanks to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic. Allow us to boost everyone’s team...

Crazy for Curves

Despite the long-held belief that guys prefer rail-thin model types, new research shows that plenty of men get hot and heavy for gals with a little meat on their bones. A common New Year’s resolution is to achieve a “perfect body.” Before the pandemic, it was normal to see the gym flooded in January with...