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HUSTLER Classic: Kickin’ It

The world seems to be falling apart before our eyes these days—and many of us likewise feel like we’re barely holding it together, especially physically. For many, months of stay-at-home has meant plenty of binging on food and drink, and precious little exercise to offset the self-indulgence. There’s a pretty good chance that the biggest...

Sex Mythbreakers: Fucking After 50

Sex is often represented (especially in the media) as a young person’s pursuit, but with people living longer and remaining more sexually active into older age, a whole new generation of silver-haired sex fiends is emerging. As a result, the saying, “There may be snow on the rooftop but there is fire in the furnace”...

HUSTLER Hump-Day Special: Putting the ‘Ass’ in ‘Classroom’

It’s nearly mid-August, which in any normal year would mean that millions of students across the land would be preparing to head back to school. Of course, it’s 2020, so instead, many students are readying themselves for another semester of distance learning, while the really unlucky ones are hesitantly wondering if they’ll be heading into...