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Donald Trump: The Last Laugh

Our long national nightmare is finally over! With Joe Biden being inaugurated as America’s new President on January 20 (as of this writing, anyway), we’re finally rid of the dark, four-year joke that was the Trump Administration.  What better reason could there be to celebrate? In honor of Dolt 45 being kicked to the curb,...

HUSTLER Classic: A Shore Thing

Chances are, as we head deeper into winter, a dip in the water is the furthest thing from your mind—unless you’re the kind of guy who gets aroused by the thought of freezing your balls off.  Even so, there’s nothing to say you can’t warm your bones—or at least one bone in particular—with this look...

Goodbye, Trump: A Porny Farewell

As the 45th President of the United States prepares to exit, we look back at The Donald’s alleged brushes with the adult industry. At the time of this writing, the notoriously litigious Donald Trump is mere days away from the end of his tumultuous presidency. It’s been an undeniably bumpy ride, and even though Trump...