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Accept: Too Mean to Die

The band that gave the world “Balls to the Wall” is back with a kickass new album. Straight out of Germany, Accept first assaulted music fans’ unsuspecting ears in 1976 and broke through worldwide in 1984 with the AOR hit “Balls to the Wall.” Through the decades that have followed, the band’s lineup has shifted...

Inside Dan Savage’s Hump! Fest

Sex-advice guru Dan Savage is here to help you see porn in a whole new way with his annual presentation of unique and intimate erotic films. As HUSTLERMagazine.com readers are well aware, there is no shortage of porn in the world. No matter your preference, if you type a few keywords into an internet search...

Semen Sommeliers

Some of our favorite porn performers share their easy-to-swallow thoughts on the joys (and taste) of ball batter. Cum. Jizz. Spunk. Baby gravy. Semen. No matter what you call it (and all the names are pretty funny), it’s an inevitable part of sex with a guy. Cum is a gooey, sticky, hot way for a...