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Scheduling Sex: The Life of an Escort’s Assistant

What’s it like to handle the scheduling for an in-demand sex worker? Read on for the inside scoop… Behind every great leader, every success story, every icon whose achievements we revere, is a dedicated assistant who keeps it all on the rails. Do you think Batman could find his socks without Alfred? I think not....

Color Us Aroused

If your ideal self-pleasure session involves gripping your cock in one hand and a crayon in the other, rejoice; WoodRocket has you colored—err, covered.  Adult coloring books became a bit of a craze a few years ago, and have enjoyed renewed popularity during the COVID-19 pandemic as grown-ups have sought stress-relieving activities to pass the...

HUSTLER Classic: A Push for Bush

Some people say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but for others, a bush on a good-looking bird is priceless. Such was definitely the case with the November ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Cindy & Robbie: Switch-Team Player.  The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, told the tale of a hookup...