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Porn Sex vs. Real Sex: XXX Star Missy Martinez Reveals the Difference

Ever get the feeling that your bedroom romps aren’t exactly playing out like your favorite skin-flick scenes? Don’t be silly; of course they’re not. But don’t worry—as blue-screen veteran Missy Martinez explains, everyone’s personal sexual experiences differ drastically from the professional pound sessions of porn.  Okay, I hate to break it to you: Porn sex isn’t...

HUSTLER Classic: Surf, Sand & Sex

Get ready for a splashy time, fellas; the surf’s not the only thing that’s up today.  Join us as we wade into the April ’03 issue of HUSTLER and, in particular, the pictorial Stacy & Trent: Beached Wails.  The pictorial, captured by photographer Matti Klatt, shared the tale of blond beauty Stacy and Trent, a...

Hookers & Blow: Good for America

The rock supergroup featuring Guns N’ Roses’ Dizzy Reed and Quiet Riot’s Alex Grossi tell us about their attention-grabbing name, their upcoming debut album and playing at a senior living center. The name of the band is Hookers & Blow. Have we got your attention? We thought so. With a moniker like that, HUSTLERMagazine.com just...