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Semen Sommeliers

Some of our favorite porn performers share their easy-to-swallow thoughts on the joys (and taste) of ball batter. Cum. Jizz. Spunk. Baby gravy. Semen. No matter what you call it (and all the names are pretty funny), it’s an inevitable part of sex with a guy. Cum is a gooey, sticky, hot way for a...
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HUSTLER Classic: In the Deep End

It’s every pool owner’s nightmare: Guests who can’t be bothered to exit the water to relieve themselves, thereby turning one’s swimming spot into a cesspit. In fact, it’s a common enough occurrence that it has inspired the classic novelty sign reading, “Welcome to our OOL. Notice that there is no ‘P’ in it. Let’s keep...
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How Humiliating! How Exhilarating!

For those who practice humiliation kink, there’s a saving grace in being debased. Joe* was not the first client to slide into my DMs on my phone-sex platform and tell me that he wanted to debase himself for my amusement, but for whatever reason, he was the first one that I decided to humiliate.  Up...