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HUSTLER Classic: A Push for Bush

Some people say that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but for others, a bush on a good-looking bird is priceless. Such was definitely the case with the November ’02 HUSTLER pictorial Cindy & Robbie: Switch-Team Player.  The photo-set, lensed by photographer Matti Klatt, told the tale of a hookup...

Star Fuckers: A First Contact Day Celebration

Space: The final frontier. And, as it turns out, the setting for some out-of-this-world sexual encounters.  It’s April 5, also known to die-hard Trekkies as First Contact Day. In Star Trek mythology, First Contact Day marks the Vulcans’ initial encounter with humans in, of all places, Bozeman, Montana, on April 5, 2063. The anniversary of...

Easter Funny

Cartoons calculated to raise a chuckle. “Then there’s this item: a ‘Last Supper’ as a deductible business dinner?” “Hi, I’m Jesus, and this coming election I urge you to not vote for the ‘moral values’ candidate!” “But in the future, the meek shall inherit a huge government deficit!” “You know we all love you, Jesus,...