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July 2025

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No Fucking Regrets

It’s a common dilemma; the older we get, the more we fret about the sex that we never had. Here’s our guide to avoiding a case of erotic FOMO. People often settle down too early in life, only to find themselves 20 years later disgusted, miserable and chock full of regret. Humans can get brainwashed...

HUSTLER Two-Timers: Skye Blue

Welcome back to HUSTLER Two-Timers, where we celebrate Honeys so nice, we featured them twice!  Today we focus our attention and affections on Skye Blue, a blue-eyed, beautifully busted babe originally from Cocoa Beach, Florida, which boasts the motto “Open for Business!” That slogan would seem to apply to Blue as well, but in her...

The Lesbian’s Guide to Getting Your Girl in the Mood

If things haven’t been so hot and heavy between you and your gal lately, you’ll definitely want to take notes from this lady who loves ladies. You’re just a man, standing in front of a woman, asking her to have sex with you. But she’s not really feeling it. Maybe she hasn’t been feeling it...