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Life After Porn

What is retirement like for a porn star? Missy Martinez explores what happens when the pop-shots end. At the end of most careers, there is typically an acknowledgment. A gold watch, a plaque or, at the very least, a quick party with cake in the employee break room.  In the world of porn, not so...

Sex Mythbreakers: Masturbation Mistruths

No, spanking it won’t ruin your eyesight, shrink your dong or give you prostate cancer—in fact, it has many benefits. So go ahead and whack away (after reading this, of course)! Hairy palms, loss of eyesight, eternal damnation and a hideously curved and ever-shrinking penis! The myths surrounding masturbation are plentiful, but it’s time for...

HUSTLER Honeys: Pretty in Pink Part II

HUSTLER and pink—for nearly 50 years, this winning combination has brought countless moments of joy to men everywhere.  With that in mind, today we’re delivering a cavalcade of red-hot Honeys adorned in pink—that is, until they strip down to show off their natural wonders underneath. Happy viewing! And when you’re done with these beauties, make...