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Friday Funnies: Sick Jokes for Sick Folks

The cost of healthcare these days is no joke—and there’s not much funny about being laid up in the hospital, waiting to be cured of what ails you and dreading the financially crushing bill that’s coming your way. Still, as it’s been said, laughter is the best medicine—so yuck it up with these HUSTLER hospital-themed...

Relationship Red and Green Flags

How to recognize the danger signs and good omens in a budding romance. Relationship deal-breakers tend to be personal and specific, based on past experiences and future dreams. If you want a big family and they can’t stand kids, that’s definitely a deal-breaker. So is, “I won’t date anyone with the same name as my...

Hump-Day Special: Girl on Girl … on Girl!

There are few things more delightful than watching a trio of hot chicks stripped down and going to town on each other. And, because it’s Wednesday and you could probably use a little pick-me-up, we’re bringing that particular joy to you! Behold; pussy to the power of three!  Trinity St. Clair, Val Dodds & Reagan...