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Friday Funnies: A Stiff Shot of Humor

It’s Friday! Time to wind down the week, kick back and relax—and is there a better way to relax than bellying up to the bar, knocking back a couple of drinks and having a few good laughs? Allow us to put the “happy” in “happy hour” with these intoxicatingly funny cartoons. “I was attracted to...

It’s About Fucking Time

New research has found that guys prefer to bone in the morning, while the ladies lean toward nighttime banging. But fear not; there’s a cure for this frustrating conflict. “Can I hit it in the morning,” Jay-Z rapped in 1998, and he’s far from the only guy who’s expressed an interest in early-hours nookie. While...

A HUSTLER Parade of Pink II

It’s National Pink Day once again, and of course we’re celebrating in the best way possible—with a procession of Honeys spreading wide-open and showing off everything they’ve got! Go ahead and salute ’em—or use your hand to show your appreciation in any other way you see fit. And when you’re done here, make sure to...