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Hooray for Nipples!

Let’s hear it for nipples—sensitive pleasure hotspots, sources of nourishment for the body, mind and soul alike, and the cherries on top of the endlessly tasty treats that are titties. Light, dark, puffy, pointy, pierced, unadorned, attached to modest, mouth-sized breasts or jutting from huge, heaving bazooms—they’re all good. Join us as we take a...

Who’s Your Daddy? Father’s Day Funnies

Fatherhood can be a grueling and sometimes seemingly thankless endeavor. But there are also some laughs to be had between the headaches. In honor of Father’s Day, we present some of HUSTLER’s most humorous takes on being a dad....

Balls to the Wall: A Deep Peek Into Glory Holes

A great philosopher once said, “Anything is a glory hole if you’re brave enough.” And for those who aren’t familiar with these magical spaces, a glory hole is a slot in a wall that a man may stick his schlong through for sexual good times from a “friend”—or at least a willing recipient—on the other...