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Sex-Toy Switcheroo?

In case there was any question, it’s really not a good idea to bring pleasure products from previous relationships into your current partnership. The experts explain the various reasons why. Most of us would like to think of ourselves as sexually liberated, able to roll with the punches in just about any carnal situation,  no...

Halloween Humor

Are you ready for a collection of cartoons that’s all treat, no trick? We’re here to ring your bell with a hilarious celebration of the spooky season. It’s sure to “boo”-st your spirit! “I came as the poor and underprivileged. Harvey is Ronald Reagan’s reaction to them!”...

Scary Fuckers

Of the numerous emotions that sex can evoke, fear is typically pretty far down the list. But given that it’s almost Halloween—and we’re still grappling with an ongoing global pandemic—perhaps a few fright-infused fucks are appropriate. Prepare to be scared stiff!  This Ain’t Dracula XXX Sasha Knox & Talon This Ain’t American Horror Story XXX...