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Does Size Matter? Unpacking the Great Penis Debate

Some women are unabashedly size queens. They hunt for big dicks and will settle for nothing less than a fat ten-incher ready to ram their vaginas into a satisfied mess. But for the rest of the population, does size matter? According to a new study published in BJU International, yes—yes, it does! Sorry, smaller dudes–science...

Cradle of Filth: Existence Is Futile

Cradle of Filth frontman Dani Filth is no stranger to HUSTLER. Over the years, the extreme dark metal goth singer has visited us in person twice. For this, his third interview, we had to do it remotely. (Since we are still all doing everything remotely.) We caught up with Dani Filth from his haunted mansion...

HUSTLER Wild Wives

Hey, it’s National Wife Appreciation Day—and what better way to appreciate all the wives out there than with a pictorial celebration of married women who don’t let their wedding vows get in the way of a good time. Remember; just because there’s a ring doesn’t mean she can’t swing! Go ahead; enjoy some hardcore wedded...