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The Science of Flirting

Not sure if someone is expressing romantic interest in you, or if they’re just being friendly? You’re not alone. Luckily, the scientific community is here to help. Peter (not his real name) thinks he’s a catch. The 38-year-old has a thriving career, his own apartment and no crazy exes. But when it comes to flirting...

Friday Funnies: Copping Out

Police work can be serious and even grim business—but the long arm of the law has a pretty substantial funny bone too. So halt for a laugh break and enjoy some of HUSTLER’s most arresting cartoons. “You were doing 69 in a 55 zone…” “Okay, Mr. Smith, we’re convinced you didn’t beat your wife. Just...

Don’t Fear the Queefer

Often maligned as the kissing cousin of flatulence, queefs are nothing to be ashamed of—and they might even be considered a compliment for a job well done. The noisy beasts come on without any warning, and regardless of which region of the world they occur in, they all carry a tune that sounds a hell...