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Phil Hellmuth: Positivity & the Poker Brat

Whether Phil Hellmuth is the most obnoxious player in poker (his reputation) or the nicest (Phil’s own claim), one thing is certain: The Poker Brat is the game’s greatest tournament player. Phil has 15 World Series of Poker victories, while runners-up Doyle Brunson, Johnny Chan and Phil Ivey have managed only ten each. Phil is...

Friday Funnies: Totally Hooked

Prostitution—it’s the world’s oldest profession and, in the pages of HUSTLER, the source of some timeless humor. Looking for a good time? Then join us on the stroll for a look at some of our most uproarious cartoons revolving around ladies of the evening. “Our business is down because the politicians have gotten so fucking...

Women on Top!

It’s National Women’s Equality Day, when we celebrate the 19th Amendment of the United States Constitution. Certified on August 26, 1920, the amendment granted women full voting rights in America.  While there’s still work to do in bringing about complete gender parity in the world, we can still applaud this landmark moment in the suffrage...